Sometimes you need a break from the current political and sow all the sad things against the columnists tend to kick with zero practical results. It is therefore perhaps a good time to explore ways more playful and less tiresome writing, and therefore do not speak today, despite the title, the last chickweed funded by the council or the Board with our money, nor the Andalusian congress of gynecologists. Rather, this paper begins a series that he has long endorsed this coming up: the Great Inventions not sufficiently recognized (GINOSUR). So every time you see a column with the heading, know what I mean. Will be 10 inventions to be addressed, and although there are some determined, any suggestions will be considered. Depending on the success, there may be a second series called "MIERCIN (Mediocre Inventions excess recognized and almost useless), and a third to be called" IMANIN (Mysteriously inventions not yet invented).
For the staunch defenders of justice in the world find it outrageous that some inventions are arrogant bearing the fame and glory while others, humble and hardworking, quietly doing the dirty work without getting any recognition in return. Nor is it clear that there are a number of gadgets that have prestige exaggerated when the reality shows that are good for nothing, finally, hard to understand how some things do not seem to have much mystery, and substantially improve our lives, have not yet been invented. Try it all in these columns to be distributed randomly (ie when I choose or do not have anything better to write about) between the usually devoted to talk with some severity of the human and divine. Throughout this exciting series will discover the wonders of duct tape, which is blessed by the presence of E-mule, or the countless hours of work and paper the single "Tippex" has saved the human being. Know the fiasco that systems are "easy open" cans of milk, the global deception "post-it" inconceivable or failure of the eraser pen. And try to find the answer to some of the enigmas that plague our species, as nobody has yet invented a decent teletext, drugs, unhealthy or self-cleaning underwear.
If you want to join in the fun, do not miss next the first chapter of the trilogy, dedicated to this wonderful piece of fabric that was a bloody before and a fresh and soft after the intimate life of countless people: the wipe wet.
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NOT PUBLISHED La Voz, Jerez, November 16, 2008. Some may think that I lost the pot but what does it matter?
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